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Score: 8
Flammie Gets Hungry

"I shouldn't be laughing, but I am."

date: March 16, 2009

Good clean moralistic message that no one could possibly disapprove of.

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Score: 8
Advance Wars: Revolution

"Surprisingly not played for laughs."

date: March 16, 2009

An Advance Wars clip that reminds you of General Patton with music you could of sworn was ripped straight out of Perfect Dark. Including dark themes of political assassination and an expendable army. Not to everyone's cup of tea, but a fair attempt at a gritty Advance Wars clip. Loses points for not featuring those harrowing scenes of rockets being fired at troops, but mostly for the blatant spelling mistake, "Tell the army to role (roll)". Interesting...

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Score: 9
Mario Kart Underground

"This the way Big N SHOULD sell out. Great parody!"

date: March 16, 2009

The gangsta undertones and title say it all really, but background characters like Raphael Raven prove this came from a true Nintendo fan. It is a shame and a massively wasted opportunity that the Wii version is lacking an alternate skin as I Loved the art direction on your Peach. Nice one.

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Score: 10
COGS OF WAR 2

"Demands repeated viewing, don't know why."

submission: COGS OF WAR 2
date: January 11, 2009

Strangely funnier upon second viewing. Two weeks later.
Strangely, this makes me not want to play Gears 2.

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Score: 6
Metal Slug Collab

"Okay, but needs better dialogue"

submission: Metal Slug Collab
date: December 29, 2008

None of it made me laugh sadly. But it's a good base to work on when you consider it's 'unfinished'. Although a more accurate description of it's current state would probably be 'abandoned'. Do the hard yards and put some polish on your products.

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Score: 8
Metal Slug "Mentos"

"Good, but needs editing"

date: December 29, 2008

Spelling is always a good indicator of effort put into the editing process.
I'm giving it an eight on the hope of it returning with amusing (or any) backgrounds or scenery and correct spelling. Just experiment with screen savers or desktop backgrounds you'd be surprised by the improvements.

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Score: 9
Metal Slug Chicken Dance

"Simple but effective"

date: December 29, 2008

It's amazing how funny the chicken dance can be when combined with a favorite series. It'd be good to see it built upon though, maybe in a different clip.

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Score: 10
Incredible Singing Robot

"Heck, I'd buy it!"

date: December 29, 2008

It's no easy feat to pull off a genuinely imaginative animation clip or actual funny lyrics. But this does both with flying colors. Absolutely amazing to watch and a proud tribute to Chrono Trigger. Keep doing music clips, you have super talent.

January 19, 2009

Author's Response:

Thank you kindly. If you'd like, you may want to check out Star Salzman's other songs (see the link under Additional Audio).
As for my talent on this video, I'd say it was somewhat of a fluke, as none of my other ones have done anywhere near as well as this.

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Score: 10
EB: The King And I

"Great take on some classic comedy"

submission: EB: The King And I
date: December 29, 2008

Well worth every nanosecond of effort from these guys. My new favorite.

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Score: 9
Resident Earthbound

"Freakin' hilarious, but why so mean to MJ and Jeff"

date: December 29, 2008

Great spoof, but marked down for just a tiny bit too much Jeff cruelty.

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